New Update!

This is the moment 0.1% of you have been waiting for! After a whole YEAR of toil, The Last Sanctum: Classic Edition is receiving its next major update!

The Last Sanctum: Classic Edition (TLSC) released one year ago today, receiving raving reviews from a variety of curators:

Chorizo Joe: "This sure is one of the games of all time."

My Boyfriend (unbiased): "This is the best game I've ever played. It's up there with Red Dead Redemption 2, Breath of the Wild, and Candy Crush."

My Mom: "Don't ask me for anything until you clean your roo-"

We've used revolutionary and cutting edge technology to bring you this update, and entire minutes of manpower, which is why we've decided the update will be a DLC for the modest cost of $10000.99*. Please enjoy the "tophat" DLC! Do not let us know if there are any issues, we don't care.

(Okay maybe let us know if the game breaks)

*: Convertible into a local currency, somewhere.

This is an update to our april fool's game, which gives you the option to use tophats!